Anyways, back to the reason behind this blog. So there we were dancing, having a good time with the Patron girls, when out of thin air, Scott Sharp appeared and started dry humping um all the girls. Alas, we had no chance, Scott Sharp the race car driver had successfully ruined our night (&*^*blocked) us. Hey, maybe we never really had a chance, but Scott Sharp was the hammer that nailed the coffin shut. (So to speak)
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Why F Scott Sharp?
Anyways, back to the reason behind this blog. So there we were dancing, having a good time with the Patron girls, when out of thin air, Scott Sharp appeared and started dry humping um all the girls. Alas, we had no chance, Scott Sharp the race car driver had successfully ruined our night (&*^*blocked) us. Hey, maybe we never really had a chance, but Scott Sharp was the hammer that nailed the coffin shut. (So to speak)
Even Scott Sharp gets Scott Sharped!
My buddy Dustin mentioned this to me after we spent the weekend at the 12 Hours of Sebring.
So this chick is one of my classes comes up to me today and was like "were you at the 12 Hours of Sebring?" and I was like yea i was there all weekend...."OH SHIT I KNEW THAT WAS YOU, I WAS A PATRON GIRL!"
Dustin: Yea I was like wtf why didn't you say anything?
Patron Girl: Well they really didn't want us interacting with the crowd, just wanted us to sit there and look pretty."
Dustin: Then I was like what do you think of Scott Sharp?
Patron Girl: Total douchebag, he thought he could get with any of us.
Me after reading this conversation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Scott Sharp Scott Sharped himself!
So this chick is one of my classes comes up to me today and was like "were you at the 12 Hours of Sebring?" and I was like yea i was there all weekend...."OH SHIT I KNEW THAT WAS YOU, I WAS A PATRON GIRL!"
Dustin: Yea I was like wtf why didn't you say anything?
Patron Girl: Well they really didn't want us interacting with the crowd, just wanted us to sit there and look pretty."
Dustin: Then I was like what do you think of Scott Sharp?
Patron Girl: Total douchebag, he thought he could get with any of us.
Me after reading this conversation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Scott Sharp Scott Sharped himself!
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